Yes, I Have a Penis by Superiorflowerpower, literature
Literature
Yes, I Have a Penis
Yes, I Have A Penis
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
i'm still alive.
i got a ps3 (well we got a ps3)! yeah!
so busy with uni (again). i am now attempting my second masters. yes, yes i am mad. as they say 'insane'. running around like a crazy person getting assignments done.
i've also quite my job and got a new one. huzzah me. love the new place, awesome staff and i get treated like a human being.
that is all.
end communication.